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Trackbacks to TGR are disabled and I generally do not use them as links. I see no value to them, and I am not interested in maintaining permanent links to content on the web given there are perfectly good search engines capable of doing so dynamically. More important, for the time being, I am only academically interested in who links to this website, and if I feel it's important for other people to know I've linked to their sites, I'll just send them a note.
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